Where's Merryl Streep

Those of you who have seen the movie "Silkwood" know what my morning -- actually, Andy's morning -- was like.

Imagine it's 7 a.m. and you're sleeping peacefully. You hear your 3-year-old walk through your room to the master bathroom saying "I have to go pee-pee" and you close your eyes again, hoping to get a few more minutes of rest. Minutes later, he's at your bedside, saying "Mommy I want to get up into -- uh ohhhh..." Your eyes fly open and you focus on two little hands, 10 inches from your face, covered in poop. *&%$F@#!!!

About 10 seconds later, poor Andy was suffering through a Silkwood-esque shower. For those who have not seen the movie, the clip below pretty much sums it up. Forward to 1:42 to see...